Outside street view of Montecito Brothel

Montecito Brothel: Sex Near the Brisbane CBD

Montecito is one of the premier brothels in the heart of Brisbane.

It is located on Abbotsford Road, just 5km from the CBD. It has discreet on-site parking, and a host of beautiful ladies to choose from inside, making this one of the most convenient ‘one-stop sex shops’ in all of Brisbane.

Montecito maintains a comprehensive website with real photos of their ladies. Yes, the faces are obscured (for obvious reasons), but their bodies are very much on display.

The ladies working at Montecito are a mix of local Aussies girls, a few Kiwis and some international escorts. They are mostly aged in their early to mid 20s.

It doesn’t matter whether you are looking for blondes, brunettes or redheads… the ladies in this establishment cater to practically every taste.

If you have any doubts, you can always check their daily updated schedule to see exactly who is working when you plan to be there.

Montecito: Brisbane's Best Brothel?

Montecito: Brisbane’s Best Brothel? So they claim…

The Facilities

Montecito has five luxury suites with plush decor and comfortable, modern facilities.

Each room has a shower which you are encouraged to use to ensure you are relaxed… and the ladies not repulsed! ūüėČ

They have private waiting rooms where you will be introduced to the ladies who are currently available. If you are a Platinum Member, for $250 per year, the introductions will be private, intimate and handled in the room itself.

Montecito Location

Looking for full service near the Brisbane CBD?

Montecito is located at:

180 Abbotsford Road, Bowen Hills, QLD 4006

Here is a useful map to help you find it:

The establishment is easily accessible by bus, the Bowen Hills train station or by taxi.

If you are driving, there is discreet off-street parking available on site.

The Price List

So, what’s it going to cost for full service at Montecito?

Here are the current rates for Standard Service:

  • $150 for 30 minutes
  • $200 for 45 minutes
  • $250 for 60 minutes

This is on par with other luxury brothels in Brisbane, for example: The Viper Room, Cleo’s On Nile and 88 on Logan.

They all charge a similar rate give or take $10 for special offers.

Truth be told, there is little to distinguish the rates at the best Bris brothels. It comes down to taste, choice, and — more often — which one houses your favourite ladies…

(Premium escort agencies are another matter altogether!)

Opening Hours

Doesn’t matter what time of day it is.

You can always count on Montecito’s ladies to be ready and waiting to serve you.

  • Open 24 hours a days, 7 days a week

The ladies work a rota of three separate shifts.

  • Prime: 4pm to Midnight
  • After Hours: Midnight to 8am
  • Early Birds: 8am to 4pm

Each time slot has a different selection of up to eight ladies, and no woman works more than one shift per day.

You can visit Montecito on two separate evenings and, except for the premises, the brothel will look completely different with all new ladies available.

But, of course, if you have a favourite, you can check their roster page for a detailed schedule of who is working and when.

Loyalty Program

Like many adult establishments, Montecito has latched on to the loyalty program scheme to provide some ‘cashback’ for your continued patronage.

It’s a bit like collecting coffee stamps, but slightly sexier.

There are two programs that you can buy your way in to…

Presidents Club Member Presidents Club Platinum Member
Annual Charge $50 $250
Discount room hire $10 per visit $10 per visit
Discount room hire on your birthday $20 $50
Discount room hire when bringing a friend $20 $20
Priority Pass Direct in to Room No Yes
Private and Intimate Introductions In Room No Yes
Complimentary In-Room Beverages and Hot Towel No Yes
Direct Access to Montecito Concierge for Bookings/Requests No Yes
Priority Booking When Available No Yes
Exclusive Member Only Promotions Yes Yes
Discount at Pleasure Den (adult store) 10% 20%

There is also a third tier: Presidents Club Black Member.

This is an invitation-only program for Montecito’s top clients and VIP guests. It comes with a special guarantee of “an experience that will indulge and satisfy beyond your wildest dreams.”

We’re not sure how you qualify, but being a famous guest or a chief executive loaded with cash to burn is probably a good start.

More Details and How to Make a Booking

Montecito accepts bookings via email or telephone.

Here are the details you will need:

Phone: 07 3852 2057
Website: http://montecito.net.au/
Email: info@montecito.net.au
Booking Inquiries: http://montecito.net.au/contact/

You don’t have to book in advance. You can simply show up at the venue.

However, if you would like to see a specific girl, it makes sense to book in advance to avoid disappointment.

Montecito Reviews and Experiences

At the time of writing (July 2016), Montecito Brothel had a 3.4/5 rating on Google, aggregated from 20 reviews.

Of course, you always have to take public reviews with a pinch of salt. The satisfied clients tend to keep a low profile, whilst every sob story has a bad experience to share. You never really know whether the five stars reviews are genuine, either!

But for what it’s worth, the good¬†reviews for Montecito focus on friendly service with welcoming management and a variety of beautiful ladies as the main positives. The on-site parking is seen as a big plus, especially for a brothel right in the heart¬†of Brisbane.

The negative reviews are in keeping with most escort/client malfunctions. Girl demands extra cash for certain service, client feels offended. Argument escalates and a negative review gets published on the net.

The usual.

There’s also a couple of bizarre tales of men being refused service for having pimples around the pubic area, or questionable ‘skin tags’.

We can understand why this might offend a client who’s been reassured that he has nothing wrong down there, but we can also understand why — in a brothel, of all places — such issues might be given the ‘better safe than sorry’ approach.

Especially if you come across as an arsehole in the process!

Just a head’s up.

For more information on Brisbane’s top brothels, check out our comprehensive guide.


What do you think of the Montecito brothel? Is it one of the best in Brisbane CBD?

Let us know your thoughts and experiences below!

Asian Star Brothel in Brisbane

Asian Star on Meadow: Brisbane’s Best Asian Brothel?

Step inside one of Brisbane’s best Asian brothels: Asian Star on Meadow.

Asian Star is an adult entertainment club located on Meadow Avenue in Coopers Plains. It is one of the most popular brothels in town for guys who like their women petite and Asian.

Most of Asian Star’s women are from China and Korea, with a few from Thailand and Japan. They say that they have Singaporean and Vietnamese women too, but the current roster doesn’t reflect this.

The brothel is set in a discreet industrial-looking building. It has clean rooms and a simple interior. You shouldn’t come here expecting the 5 star luxury spa treatment that is available in some of the CBD brothels, but it is fine nonetheless.

Upon arrival, you will be introduced to a lineup of 5-8 women; sometimes more during the busier night shifts.

Asian Star Brothel Rates

This brothel operates prices in line with the rest of the Brisbane adult scene. Payment is broken in to two parts: a room fee (directly to the brothel), and a payment to the lady.

Day time rates (9am-5pm) at Asian Star:

20 minutes — $40 room, $60 lady — $100 total
30 minutes — $50 room, $70 lady — $120 total
45 minutes — $80 room, $100 lady — $180 total
60 minutes — $110 room, $120 lady — $230 total

Night time rates (5pm-2am) at Asian Star:

20 minutes — $50 room, $60 lady — $110 total
30 minutes — $60 room, $70 lady — $130 total
45 minutes — $80 room, $100 lady — $180 total
60 minutes — $110 room, $120 lady — $230 total

Unlike many Brisbane brothels, there is only a minimal difference between day rates and ‘prime time’ night rates.

All of these prices include GST.

Looking for extras or a special kind of service?

Some of the ladies at Asian Star provide additional services, but these are not advertised. Any agreement must be made in person and may incur extra charges.

Asian Star on Meadow's brothel view

A view of Asian Star on Meadow’s brothel from directly outside, via Google Street View.

Asian Star’s Ladies

Asian Star’s current roster includes:

  • Jessica — A 19 year old Chinese student, size 8, bubbly and pretty.
  • Candy — A cute Korean, Size 8, C cup, in her 20s.
  • Hannah — Petite Korean girl, limited availability.
  • Venassa — A Vietnamese lady.
  • Sunny — A new girl from Korea.
  • Judy — Young Chinese girl, petite and long brown hair.
  • Cici — Another Chinese student, 21 years old, C cup, pretty and slim.
  • Ruby — Described as a ‘cute China doll’, and new to Brisbane.
  • Kitty — New Chinese girl.
  • Gia — Half Korean, half Chinese. Olive skinned beauty.
  • Micky — A pretty Japanese girl.
  • Nana — A Korean model with an elegant classy look.
  • Sophia — Chinese girl, size 8, long curly hair.

Asian Star regularly attracts new girls from Asia, particularly students and college girls, so the lineup is likely to change through 2016/2017.

They say that their lineup changes every two weeks, so give a call in advance if you are seeking a specific lady.

If you want to check who is currently working, Asian Star has a useful ‘Who’s On’ page. Ideal for picking out your favourite!

Asian Star on Meadow Location

To avoid any confusion, here is a simple map for getting to the brothel:

There are parking spaces available at the front of the premises, but if you require discreet parking, there is also an undercover area on the left hand side of the driveway.

It is marked by a sign that says Asian Star Garage, near which there is a side entry to the establishment.

Asian Star Contact/Location details:

Phone: (07) 32167222
Fax: 07-32556659
Website: http://www.asianstar.com.au/
Address: 1/32 Meadow Ave, Coopers Plains, QLD 4108

Asian Star Opening Hours

Here are Asian Star’s opening hours, as of June 2016:

  • Monday — 9am-2am
  • Tuesday — 9am-2am
  • Wednesday — 9am-2am
  • Thursday — 9am-2am
  • Friday — 9am-4am
  • Saturday — 9am-4am
  • Sunday — 9am-2am

The busiest period is between 7pm to 1am.

Asian Star Reviews

Asian Star has received a 3.7 rating from 13 reviews on Google.

A combination of 5 star ratings (“Beautiful ladies”, “Good experience”), along with a couple of bad experiences, including: “They don’t know how to treat a customer. I visited there and the girl just ran away within 15 minutes.”

We have no idea how that happens.


Have you been to Asian Star on Meadow? What did you think of the brothel?

Let us know if you had a good or bad experience.

Casual encounters in Brisbane area

Casual Encounters in Brisbane: A Complete Guide

Looking for some erotic fun in Brisbane tonight?

We’ve put together a complete guide of adult services, establishments and venues where you can indulge your fantasies in Brisbane. Below we look at some of Brisbane’s best escort directories, brothels and licensed erotic massage parlours… as well as some other popular sites where you might get lucky.

Finding Sex on Brisbane Backpage, Gumtree and Craigslist

The classified sites are alive and well.

Chances are, if you’re looking for some fun in Brisbane, the first place you checked is one of the three major personals listing sites.

We generally don’t recommend that you call on classified sites to get laid. There are scams galore on these websites, and the few women that are seeking sex on the platforms are often doing so as sex workers.

You might not have a problem with that, but if you’re happy to hire an escort, why wouldn’t you choose one that is reputable and trusted?

Safety is an issue here.

Watch out for the very common Brisbane Backpage and Craigslist sex scams.

Many men are lured in to meeting women from these sites on the pretences of a no strings casual encounter, only to find the lady accompanied by her pimp — insisting that a price was agreed before you met her.

Needless to say, these encounters can be awkward, scary and a slight killer of the atmosphere you was expecting!

Play it safe.

If a meetup sounds shady, it probably is.

Sex with a Brisbane Escort

Some men freeze up at the idea of using an escort for sex, even though many of the women on Backpage and Gumtree are *essentially* escorts looking for clients.

What’s the difference between using an escort and going to one of Brisbane’s famous brothels?

The benefit of using an escort is that it is much more discreet. You can request an outcall where some of our city’s most stunning ladies will be happy to visit you in a hotel or apartment.

It doesn’t require stepping in to a brothel (where who knows who you might bump in to!).

We’ve compiled a list of trusted escort directories, but to summarise some of the better ones, we’d recommend:

88 on Logan — This is actually a brothel, but they allegedly have independent contractors that can arrange outcalls if you’d prefer service outside one.

Royalty Escorts — This agency serves all of Australia. It is a reliable provider of high calls escorts. “Quality assured”, if you will. They have access to some stunning ladies.

Scarlet Blue — A portal of independent escorts, some of which are available in the Brisbane area. Again, this is a great way to connect with high quality ladies. The website has full profiles so take a look and see if any of the ladies take your fancy.

If you haven’t used an escort before and you are nervous, here’s a useful guide on what to expect and good escort ‘etiquette’.

Brisbane Brothels

Using a brothel offers several advantages over hiring an escort you’ve never met before.

The most obvious is choice.

Brisbane has many gorgeous women operating in its top brothels, and by showing up at one of them, you can choose exactly who you want to spend your time with.

There’s less chance of disappointment when the ladies are standing right in front of you wearing their best come-to-bed eyes…

Some of Brisbane’s best brothels include:

Platinum 175 — A selection of women from varying backgrounds and parts of the world, located on Abbotsford Road.

Cleos On Nile — Elegant, well-furnished rooms in Woolloongabba; perfect for spending a night with some of Brisbane’s most alluring escorts.

88 on Logan — As mentioned above, 88 on Logan provides both outcall escorts and a brothel where you can take your pick from whoever is working that night.

Refer to our Brisbane brothels guide for more listings.

Erotic Massage in Brisbane

For some men, there is a stigma attached to walking in to a brothel and cutting straight to the chase.

There are many erotic massage parlours in Brisbane that offer a nice compromise where you get to enjoy a relaxing sensual massage, before also enjoying a ‘happy ending’, which can comprise of one or many enjoyable acts!

There are various types of ‘adult massage’, but most of them involve oil, body rubs and a lady who is there to ensure that you come away from the treatment fully satisfied.

Where is the best place to get an erotic massage in Brisbane?

Try these parlours:

Tantra Expression — Feel your tensions melt away, followed by an intense full-body climax. Tantra Expression is one of Brisbane’s most sensual adult massages.

Tantra Fantasy — Another parlour specialising in tantra. It aims to help you experience an intense 120 second climax with delayed ejaculation. We haven’t tried it, but that sounds… intense.

JOY & Bliss — Curvaceous Redhead Ally is famous for her scintillating massages that are open to men, women and even couples.

Refer to our Brisbane erotic massage guide for more listings.

What about sex on POF, Tinder and all these dating apps?

Yes, if you open the app store on your phone, you’re never more than 2 or 3 taps away from a site that promises to make romance (or sex) fall in to your lap easier than ever before.

While there’s no doubt that you can find sex on POF and Tinder if you try hard enough, the majority of women on these sites simply aren’t in the market for sex and ‘casual encounters’.

One site you can try instead is Brisbane Casual Encounters — which ‘narrows’ the market somewhat, as you’d expect by the title.

It’s possible to meet a few women who are up for fun, but the results are by no means as guaranteed as they are by calling out an escort or walking in to a brothel.

The choice is yours.

Brisbane has plenty of adult entertainment on its doorstep.

If you’re seeking no strings fun, a few clicks around our site should point you in the right direction. ūüėČ

What’s On: All Male – All Nude – All Fun Party At 29

All male nude party Brisbane

What: Number 29 Cruise Club invites you to an all male, all nude and all fun party! It’s a dance and bbq party with other naturists.

When: November 28, 2015 (Saturday), 7:00 PM – 4:00 AM

Where: Number 29 Cruise Club

29 McLachlan St, Fortitude Valley QLD 4006, Australia

Tag along and enjoy the friendly, exciting and sexy atmosphere as other naturists flock to the Cruise Club for a good time.

Num 29
Club 29 is hosting a¬†free BBQ between 7pm and 9pm. They’re adopting a door policy where you are welcome to bring your own drinks. There’ll be plenty of dancing, partying and male eye candy. So if you’re a naturist in Brisbane who’s down for this kind of fun, don’t miss out!

For more details, call: 07 3252 3115.

Brisbane’s Best Pick Up Venues

Looking to get laid in Brisbane? Want to find the best pick up bar in Queensland?

Hey, join the back of the queue!

We’ve rounded up a number of Brisbane’s best destinations for those who are single and ready¬†to mingle. Check out our ‘Best Pick Up’ venues for Brisbane below.

The Best Pick Up Bars in Brisbane

Cloudland

641 Ann St, Fortitude Valley QLD
+61 7 3872 6600

cloudland

Some men,¬†especially the night owls, would say that the best pick up point in Brisbane is the Cloudland of Katarzyna. ¬†It is a classy venue so expect to meet high-class women. ¬†They say that this is the bar where ‘style meets sophistication’, and we assume they’re talking about both the women and the opulent scenery.

This place has two distinct bars. So, if your pick up act goes badly wrong, there’ll always be somewhere to hide!

Down Under

08 Edward St, Brisbane QLD
+61 7 3211 2466

bowery

Down Under is a popular spot for chilling on your travels. It is packed to the rafters with backpackers and young college types. There’s a nice relaxed atmosphere that is well suited to sparking up conversation.

You wouldn’t think it from the picture, but this bar can get pretty rowdy as the drinks start flowing. Backpackers have been known to find their way on to the table tops. If you’re looking for a romantic skirmish, like two ships passing in the night, then head Down Under and see who’s passing through town…

The Bowery

676 Ann St, Brisbane QLD
+61 7 3252 0202

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The Bowery is known for its weekend crowds of 25-plus singles looking to enjoy a drink with a funky mix of music, including the occasional live soul band performance.

Bowery is famous for its cocktails and mellow vibe. You’re not going to seduce a party animal on the dancefloor in here; but you might just enjoy some intellectual conversation.

The Normanby Hotel

1 Musgrave Rd, Red Hill QLD
+61 7 3831 3353

normanby

Looking for a sporty chick? The Normanby Hotel is a prime spot for picking up women who are just as in to the game as you are.

That’s because it draws in large crowds for sporting events on the big screens. There’s a nice menu, too. The tables might not be conducive to the ‘wandering’ pick-up artist type, but you’ll always have a good time here.

Brisbane’s Best Bars for a Night Out

Looking for Brisbane’s best bars for a night out? New to Brisbane and want to know some of the coolest spots to grab a beer?

What about the best places to party in Brisbane?

We’ve rounded up some of the best bars and clubs in Brisbane: including places that are suitable for both the start and the end of the night. Take a look and let us know if you have any favourites.

A Guide to Brisbane’s Best Bars

Friday’s Riverside

Riverside Centre, 123 Eagle Street, Brisbane QLD 4000, Australia
+61 7 3832 2122
http://www.fridays.com.au/

Fridays Riverside - The Valley - Brisbane

Friday’s Riverside is a Brisbane institution. It has been voted the best waterfront dining restaurant, and with a number of bars in the area, this is one of the trendiest places to enjoy a drink on the river.

Friday’s Riverside has an extensive range of wines, spirits and cocktails at their club, The Glamour Bar.¬† You can enjoy dancing the night with the bar’s electrifying music, including many top local DJs.

For more information, visit their page http://www.fridays.com.au/ or call +61 7 3832 2122.


The Met

256 Wickham Street Fortitude Valley, QLD 4006
(07) 3257 2557
http://www.themet.com.au/

The Met in Brisbane

The Met is a great bar for TGIF parties and Saturday night escapades.  During Fridays, local and international talents take over the bar to come up with a night full of great music and stirring dancing.  On Saturdays, expect the dance floors to be rammed with revellers. Two levels of dance floors are available, and both get crowded fast.

For the club’s VIP packages and events reservation, check their VIP information page.¬† Prices vary for each event and additional charges may occur for the larger gatherings.

For more information and bookings, call (07) 3257 2557.  The Met is open from 9pm to 5am every Fridays and Saturdays.


Oh Hello

621 Ann St., Fortitude valley QLD
07 3257 7081
info@ohhello.com.au
http://ohhello.com.au/

Oh Hello bar Brisbane

Oh Hello is a gig spot slash night club located at Ann Street in Fortitude Valley.¬† It is mostly visited by a younger crowd, with many ‘modern’ acts booked in the headline spots.

The venue pulls a number of DJs, both local and internationally based. It has a bright and colourful interior, like something straight out of a New York City warehouse. Open 9pm til 5am, Thursday to Saturday.

For more information, you may email info@ohhello.com.au or call 07 3257 7081.


Birdees

608 Ann Street, Fortitude Valley Queensland 4006
(+61 7) 3257 3644
bar.manager@katarzyna.com.au

Birdees Brisbane

Since 2003, Birdees has been the students’ and backpackers’ venue of choice for a fun-filled night in Fortitude Valley.¬†The name Birdees is taken from a scene in the movie The Party.

There are 3 bars in Birdees, a relaxing beer garden, a pool, a function room and plenty of private booths. Check out their function space, The Aviary, which is an eyecatching tiki-inspired rooftop.

ALso look out for their regular events: Turnt Thursdays and Game On Mondays.

For tickets and rates, email bar.manager@katarzyna.com.au.


Wooly Mammooth

633 Ann Street, Fortitude Valley, Queensland, 4006
(07) 3257 4439
http://woollymammoth.com.au/

Woolly Mammoth

Situated on Ann Street of Fortitude Valley, Wooly Mammooth is another top venue making for a lively night out in Brisbane. It is a home of craft beer and live music. If you are a beer fan, this place should definitely be on your checklist.

It’s not quite as in-your-face as other top Brisbane bars, but it certainly has its charm.

Wooly Mammoth has three different areas for recreation – the Alehouse, Garden Bar and Mane Stage.¬†Each area has a distinct theme. There’s a giant jenga and bocce in the garden bar — don’t miss it!

Wooly Mamooth is open from 4pm onwards on Tuesdays to Thursdays and 12pm onwards on Fridays to Sundays.


What bars do you recommend for the best night out in Brisbane?

Let us know your favourites.

Welcome to Red Light Brisbane

Welcome to Red Light Brisbane!

Welcome to Red Light Brisbane: your portal for adult entertainment in this fine city.

The Red Light Network has grown rapidly over the last 2 years. We have added sites in Sydney, Melbourne, as well as Dublin and Las Vegas. Brisbane is our newest adventure and we can’t wait to get started.

Here’s what you’ll find on this site in the coming months:

Brisbane’s best night life reviewed — we’ll look at the hot spots around town and the best places to go for adult themed entertainment.

Brisbane’s best escort agencies — looking to meet a beautiful lady for an experience you’ll never forget? We’ll show you the best and safest way how.

Brisbane’s best brothels — any explanation required? ūüėČ

Brisbane’s best sex shops — if you’re looking to spark up your love life, we’ll show you where to buy all manner of items that can be used, worn or enjoyed in the bedroom!

Brisbane’s best strip clubs and casinos — if you’re planning a big night out in ‘Bris Vegas’, we’ll show you exactly what you can get up to, no matter what your budget is.

The site is still under construction, but stick around and check back soon for the latest adult shenanigans in Brisbane.

We’ll have special offers, discounts and secret coupon codes that you can only find on this site.