Montecito is one of the premier brothels in the heart of Brisbane.
It is located on Abbotsford Road, just 5km from the CBD. It has discreet on-site parking, and a host of beautiful ladies to choose from inside, making this one of the most convenient ‘one-stop sex shops’ in all of Brisbane.
Montecito maintains a comprehensive website with real photos of their ladies. Yes, the faces are obscured (for obvious reasons), but their bodies are very much on display.
The ladies working at Montecito are a mix of local Aussies girls, a few Kiwis and some international escorts. They are mostly aged in their early to mid 20s.
It doesn’t matter whether you are looking for blondes, brunettes or redheads… the ladies in this establishment cater to practically every taste.
If you have any doubts, you can always check their daily updated schedule to see exactly who is working when you plan to be there.
Montecito has five luxury suites with plush decor and comfortable, modern facilities.
Each room has a shower which you are encouraged to use to ensure you are relaxed… and the ladies not repulsed! 😉
They have private waiting rooms where you will be introduced to the ladies who are currently available. If you are a Platinum Member, for $250 per year, the introductions will be private, intimate and handled in the room itself.
Looking for full service near the Brisbane CBD?
Montecito is located at:
180 Abbotsford Road, Bowen Hills, QLD 4006
Here is a useful map to help you find it:
The establishment is easily accessible by bus, the Bowen Hills train station or by taxi.
If you are driving, there is discreet off-street parking available on site.
The Price List
So, what’s it going to cost for full service at Montecito?
Here are the current rates for Standard Service:
- $150 for 30 minutes
- $200 for 45 minutes
- $250 for 60 minutes
This is on par with other luxury brothels in Brisbane, for example: The Viper Room, Cleo’s On Nile and 88 on Logan.
They all charge a similar rate give or take $10 for special offers.
Truth be told, there is little to distinguish the rates at the best Bris brothels. It comes down to taste, choice, and — more often — which one houses your favourite ladies…
(Premium escort agencies are another matter altogether!)
Doesn’t matter what time of day it is.
You can always count on Montecito’s ladies to be ready and waiting to serve you.
- Open 24 hours a days, 7 days a week
The ladies work a rota of three separate shifts.
- Prime: 4pm to Midnight
- After Hours: Midnight to 8am
- Early Birds: 8am to 4pm
Each time slot has a different selection of up to eight ladies, and no woman works more than one shift per day.
You can visit Montecito on two separate evenings and, except for the premises, the brothel will look completely different with all new ladies available.
But, of course, if you have a favourite, you can check their roster page for a detailed schedule of who is working and when.
Like many adult establishments, Montecito has latched on to the loyalty program scheme to provide some ‘cashback’ for your continued patronage.
It’s a bit like collecting coffee stamps, but slightly sexier.
There are two programs that you can buy your way in to…
|Presidents Club Member||Presidents Club Platinum Member|
|Discount room hire||$10 per visit||$10 per visit|
|Discount room hire on your birthday||$20||$50|
|Discount room hire when bringing a friend||$20||$20|
|Priority Pass Direct in to Room||No||Yes|
|Private and Intimate Introductions In Room||No||Yes|
|Complimentary In-Room Beverages and Hot Towel||No||Yes|
|Direct Access to Montecito Concierge for Bookings/Requests||No||Yes|
|Priority Booking When Available||No||Yes|
|Exclusive Member Only Promotions||Yes||Yes|
|Discount at Pleasure Den (adult store)||10%||20%|
There is also a third tier: Presidents Club Black Member.
This is an invitation-only program for Montecito’s top clients and VIP guests. It comes with a special guarantee of “an experience that will indulge and satisfy beyond your wildest dreams.”
We’re not sure how you qualify, but being a famous guest or a chief executive loaded with cash to burn is probably a good start.
More Details and How to Make a Booking
Montecito accepts bookings via email or telephone.
Here are the details you will need:
You don’t have to book in advance. You can simply show up at the venue.
However, if you would like to see a specific girl, it makes sense to book in advance to avoid disappointment.
Montecito Reviews and Experiences
At the time of writing (July 2016), Montecito Brothel had a 3.4/5 rating on Google, aggregated from 20 reviews.
Of course, you always have to take public reviews with a pinch of salt. The satisfied clients tend to keep a low profile, whilst every sob story has a bad experience to share. You never really know whether the five stars reviews are genuine, either!
But for what it’s worth, the good reviews for Montecito focus on friendly service with welcoming management and a variety of beautiful ladies as the main positives. The on-site parking is seen as a big plus, especially for a brothel right in the heart of Brisbane.
The negative reviews are in keeping with most escort/client malfunctions. Girl demands extra cash for certain service, client feels offended. Argument escalates and a negative review gets published on the net.
There’s also a couple of bizarre tales of men being refused service for having pimples around the pubic area, or questionable ‘skin tags’.
We can understand why this might offend a client who’s been reassured that he has nothing wrong down there, but we can also understand why — in a brothel, of all places — such issues might be given the ‘better safe than sorry’ approach.
Especially if you come across as an arsehole in the process!
Just a head’s up.
For more information on Brisbane’s top brothels, check out our comprehensive guide.
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